Phone Tap PODCAST: Pest Control

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jose poses as a pest control worker who turns out to be a bigger problem than the pests.... Let's just say he's the LAST person you want in charge of removing CREEPY CRAWLERS from your home!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	It's time for your phone tap, and today our own Jose Balios calls a guy to let him know that he's inside
0:21.7	his house right now.
0:23.2	What?
0:24.0	Dude, don't say it like that.
0:25.0	What?
0:26.0	He knows.
0:27.0	You guys expecting it because Jose is posing as a pest control worker.
0:31.3	Yeah.
0:32.3	I never sure he was in a closet.
0:33.3	Here's the thing.
0:34.3	If you know Jose, then you know he's the last person you would want in charge of removing creepy crawlies from inside your home.
0:41.3	Oh, my God.
0:41.4	I hate anything that crawls.
0:43.3	Little tiny spider in the studio and he is leaving.
0:46.0	Or burning it down.
0:47.4	Even if a dog is too small.
0:48.9	I'm like, uh, insect, big insect.
0:51.4	Needless to say, it does not go well.
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