Phone Tap PODCAST: Peanut Butter Freak Out

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight.
0:23.4	Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible.
0:25.8	No way.
0:26.4	Download the Amazon Music app now to start listening.
0:29.2	Terms apply.
0:30.2	I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away.
0:33.3	Knock getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
0:37.2	But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800 DUI away.
0:42.1	It's time for your phone tap.
0:43.1	It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
0:44.5	And today I pose as a vice principal for an elementary school,
0:47.4	and I call a woman to let her know that her son is in big trouble.
0:50.5	I tell her that she needs to be careful with the type of lunch that she's packing for her kid.
0:58.2	And if she hasn't read the emails about what's acceptable, then I'm just going to have to call her a bad parent.
1:00.0	And make her angry.
1:02.2	That's what happens in your phone tap right now. It's another jubal phone tap.
1:04.2	And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.
1:06.4	Only I'm moving 92.5.
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