Phone Tap PODCAST: Pastor Meltdown

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal poses as a Church pastor who's recently been hired to officiate a wedding...but he has PERSONAL ISSUES of his own that might get in the way of the ceremony and helping these two young love birds tie the knot...hear the phone tap...

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0:00.0	Did you know Zeke's Pizza delivers?
0:02.2	Get a local handcrafted pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.
0:07.2	Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza.com.
0:09.9	It's another jubel phone tab.
0:11.8	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:14.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:16.6	Hello?
0:17.7	Hi, this is Pastor Jonathan Apple.
0:19.8	I was looking to speak with Timothy.
0:22.1	Hi, yeah, this is Tim.
0:23.7	Tara said you'd be calling.
0:25.3	Hi there.
0:25.6	Yes.
0:26.0	How are you doing on this glorious day?
0:28.8	Very good.
0:29.9	Very good, sir.
0:30.6	Thank you.
0:31.5	Well, the reason for my call today is that I spoke with Tara, and can I just say that I'm
0:36.5	honored that both of you have selected me to officiate your wedding?
0:40.9	Yep, thank you for doing this for us, from everything Tara and her friend who told me,
0:46.5	I told me you're a real great guy.
0:49.0	Well, thank you. Yes, I've done a lot of weddings. So your ceremony is this weekend.
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