Phone Tap PODCAST: Pastor Jimmy Wants You

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 31 March 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Jubal poses as a pastor and calls a woman who hasn’t been to church in a while… Jubal just wants to find out why, and try and persuade her to come back. MAYBE the pastor can persuade her to do A LOT of things?! Ooooo. Hear it in the Phone...

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-A-A-is now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference.
0:05.2	For any criminal offense, stay home and trust Jubal's friends with a free remote consultation from Bradley Johnson lawyers.
0:11.9	Call 1-800-D-UI-O-A or visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com.
0:16.2	One 800 DUI-O-A!
0:18.6	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:20.5	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:22.7	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:26.3	Hello.
0:27.4	Good morning.
0:28.0	I was looking for Reese.
0:30.1	This is she.
0:31.5	Hi, Reese.
0:32.6	We've never actually met before, but my name is Pastor Jimmy.
0:35.8	And I was recently hired at the Catholic
0:38.0	Church. How are you doing today? I'm good. How are you? I'm well. Thank you very much for asking.
0:45.1	The reason I'm calling you today is that I was looking through our records, and I noticed that
0:50.9	your giving had dropped off a few months ago. Is there any specific reason for that?
0:57.5	No, I just, you know, I've gone to church a couple times, but I haven't been in a little while,
1:03.0	which is probably why. Oh, you haven't been to church in a little while? Yeah, it's been kind of a
1:08.5	crazy past two months. Let me ask you a question, Reese.
1:13.6	Yeah.
1:14.4	Would God say that?
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