Phone Tap PODCAST: Office Holiday Hookup

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0	Jubil's phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI is no laughing matter.
0:05.4	Trust Jubal's friends at 1-800 DUI away.
0:08.2	If you're charged with a criminal offense, your one call is 1-800 DUI away.
0:13.1	Proud supporters of Jubil's phone taps.
0:15.6	1-800-D-UI-A-A!
0:19.2	Hello, you've reached Amanda.
0:20.4	How can I help you?
0:21.5	Hi, Amanda. My name is Clint R.
0:23.3	I'm calling from Human Resources. Do you have a moment to speak with me?
0:27.4	Yeah, hi.
0:28.3	Hi. I am calling you today in regards to the events that took place at the end of the year party last week.
0:35.2	I'm assuming you know what I'm talking about?
0:41.5	Um, I do. I'm really, I'm really sorry. I, um, I didn't really know that the alcohol would hit me like that. I'm really
0:47.0	embarrassed. Right. Well, company policy does mandate that I need to ask you a few questions. Am I in
0:53.3	trouble? Not officially. I guess it depends on you answer the questions, huh?
0:57.0	Just throw it in some humor there to light in the mood.
1:01.0	So can you tell me what happened?
1:03.0	I'm assuming, are you talking about the kissing incident?
1:09.0	Yes, yes I am. Can you just tell me what happened from your perspective, please?
1:13.4	Oh my God, okay.
1:15.2	I just want to say, like, I'm really embarrassed about this, and I don't honestly remember
1:18.8	much of what happened, and I'm just being honest with you about that.
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