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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Netflix and Don’t Chill

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6781 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a guy to warn him, that his lazy lifestyle choices MAY be endangering his well being... That's why they're ready to shut down his Netflix subscription, and get him up and active once again! Hear his reaction in the PHONE...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Did you know Zeke's Pizza delivers?

0:02.2

Get a local handcrafted pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

0:07.1

Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza.com.

0:09.8

It's another jubel phone tab.

0:11.7

And a weekday morning's on the 20s.

0:13.9

Only on moving 92.5.

0:16.8

Hello?

0:18.0

Hi, my name is Seth McElroy and I'm calling from Netflix.

0:22.6

I was looking for Frank . Speaking.

0:23.6

You're calling from where?

0:24.6

Netflix.

0:25.6

Netflix.

0:26.6

Yeah, first of all, I want to thank you for being a valued customer.

0:30.6

I'm kind of okay with what I got right now.

0:33.6

I really don't need anything new or actually.

0:35.6

No, no, no, I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just need to talk to you for a second. I'm with the customer care division.

0:42.2

And there's another reason that I'm calling. It's because we're actually a little concerned about you.

0:48.0

Excuse me? Yeah, we're a little concerned. Okay, about what?

0:52.6

Well, we keep track of how much Netflix you're watching, what you

0:57.7

watch, how much you watch, and we believe that you've actually been watching an unhealthy

1:02.1

amount of TV. You're doing what? You're tracking what I'm watching? Yeah, we do that for research

1:08.8

and everything else, and then every once in a while we'll notice somebody like you who's been watching a lot of TV. And just as a service, we'll call them to be like, hey, it might be time to think about adding some other things to your life, like maybe getting out, meeting some friends, doing some. Wait a minute. It's my business, what I do in my house. I'm paying for that service.

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