I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away.

Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800-D-UI away.

It's another jubble phone tab.

And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.

Only I'm moving 92.5.

Hello?

Hi, I was looking for Tom. This is him. Hey, Tom, this is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from a... Oh, hey, Casey. How are you? I'm good. I'm in the Human Resources Division. How are you? Oh, I'm doing great, man. I was hoping to hear from you guys. Yeah. Marcy just told me that they hired you for the marketing position. That's awesome. Welcome aboard. Oh, well, thank you very much, man. I appreciate it. Yeah, we just need to schedule some time for you to come in here and do paperwork and then get sprayed. And we're good. I'm sorry. To come in and do paperwork and then what? Get sprayed. I'm sorry.

Is that like a company term or something?

Nobody told you about the initiation?

No, no, not at all.

Oh.

Well, it's actually more of a tradition, but before you sign on to be officially part of the team,

we pepper spray you in the face.

Like pepper spray, like eyes watering, face red, coughing, choking.

Yeah, people freak out.

We just had a new hire in the other day.

We had to actually evacuate the office because all the pepper spray and stuff.

We got a little bit of heat for that, but it's still a fun little thing we do.

You seriously?

I mean, like, is there some sort of signing bonus for, like, going through this?

Or, like, I mean, this must be optional.

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