Phone Tap PODCAST: Naughty Librarian

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Jeff is making one librarian's day a lot more exciting... He's calling to inquire about their movie rentals, specifically the romantic and sensual options. Did we mention he used a voice changer to sound even creepier?

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
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0:44.0	1-800-D-UI-O-A.
0:46.3	All right.
0:46.7	Let's get to your phone tap.
0:48.1	All right.
0:48.5	Is there any place more boring to work than at the public library in your city? I've never worked there, but I think librarians get really excited about what they do, actually.
0:59.1	I mean, sure, the books are interesting and the stories are great, but for the people that work
1:03.9	there, I would imagine it gets pretty monotonous every day.
1:07.1	Until you go over and search the browser history of whoever was just on the... I don't know about that, but that's why one listener wanted us to prank their
1:15.7	co-worker by having us call the library to ask about renting a video from their collection.
1:21.3	Oh, God.
1:22.0	And I'm looking for a very particular type of video to help me out.
1:27.1	So I had to change my voice for it to sound a little bit
1:30.0	creepier. We'll see how they react in your brand new phone tap right now. It's another phone
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