Phone Tap PODCAST: Mr Bruce and the Cheese Wiz

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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One of our favorite characters is back... Mr. Bruce Wangsfer. He's an elementary school teacher who's stuck in the 70s and just can't help himself from hitting on all the tasty divorced mommies who drop off their kids at school....

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0:00.0	All right, for your phone tap, one of our brand new characters is back.
0:04.6	One of my favorite characters, actually.
0:06.0	His name is Mr. Bruce Wingsford.
0:07.7	Yes, I love Mr. Bruce.
0:10.0	He's an elementary school teacher who's stuck in the 70s and just can't help himself
0:14.5	from hitting on all the divorced mommies who drop off their kitties.
0:19.2	God, he just gives me the hebi-jee-jee's.
0:21.2	I love this guy.
0:22.4	I think this is really you someday.
0:24.4	It really is.
0:25.1	Not that far in the future, okay?
0:27.9	This is the dialogue that just goes on in my head when I'm talking to women.
0:32.1	It comes out of my mouth, somewhat normal, but this is what it sounds like in my head.
0:36.3	Here's your brand new phone tap.
0:37.6	It's another Jubal phone tap.
0:39.4	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:41.6	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:44.4	Hello?
0:45.4	Hey, is this Ethan's mommy?
0:48.7	Yes, this is Carrie.
0:50.7	Hey, Carrie.
0:51.9	Mother of Ethan, right?
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