Phone Tap PODCAST: Miguel Calls a Salon

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

A woman at a hair salon gets all judgy when Jubal calls and asks for a little herpes. Is this a language barrier issue, or is Jubal just THAT perverted? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Erik Hartberg. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.9	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.0	Salon, this is Stacy.
0:09.5	How may I help you?
0:10.7	You ask the herpes?
0:13.4	I'm sorry?
0:14.7	I want to get the herpes.
0:18.8	Could you...
0:20.2	I'm sorry. I'm not understanding what service it is that you are calling about.
0:24.4	Um, my name, um, Miguel.
0:26.6	Oh, okay.
0:27.3	Hi, Miguel.
0:28.1	Uh, in my English, it's, uh, no, it's not, no, no, well, it's a little.
0:33.9	Okay.
0:34.6	Okay, so I, I, Juan.
0:37.0	Mm-hmm.
0:38.7	Herpes. You, so I want herpes.
0:42.5	You want herpes?
0:47.3	Can you spell what you're calling about?
0:52.1	Yes, H-A-I-R-Pice.
0:53.7	The hair piece? Yes, you do, you have The hair piece?
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