Phone Tap PODCAST: Lady Marmalade

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Don't you just HATE IT when customer service employees start asking about your personal life? Jubal does. And he lets them know EXACTLY what he is thinking in today's Phone Tap!

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.2	Thank you for calling.
0:09.4	This is Beth.
0:10.3	How can I help you?
0:11.3	Hey, Beth.
0:11.9	How are you?
0:12.3	My name is Robert, and I was calling to check on an item that I saw on your website.
0:16.2	I want to see if you have it in stores.
0:18.1	Can you check for me?
0:19.2	Yes, yes, absolutely.
0:20.6	Can you tell me what the skew number is? It's under the item on the page.
0:25.5	Oh, yeah. Okay. I can get that for you. You know, it's hard. Normally my wife helps me with
0:30.2	this kind of stuff, but my third divorce now, so no wife to help with all of that. So thanks for
0:37.4	asking. Oh, I'm sorry to hear with all of that. So thanks for asking.
0:38.4	Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that.
0:40.3	I mean, you know.
0:41.7	It should just be under the item.
0:43.6	Yeah, no, that's okay.
0:44.5	You know, I'd probably leave me too.
0:45.5	I mean, with these stomach issues that I have,
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