Phone Tap PODCAST: Kyler Hearts His Teacher

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

It's the return of everybody's favorite brace-faced, foul-mouthed teenager... Kyler Korsington! And Kyler is IN LOVE... so today, he plans to call the one person who's standing in his way of a fairy tale romance... His teacher's...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	In a weekday morning.
0:03.1	Canobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire communication and IT infrastructures simply through a single vendor with maximum uptime and simplicity.
0:13.0	On the 20s.
0:14.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:17.4	Hello?
0:18.7	Yeah, this is Nick?
0:20.5	Speaking. Hello, Nick.
0:22.6	This is Kyler Cornington.
0:24.6	You don't know me, but I'm one of the students in Ms. Simon's class.
0:29.6	Wait, who is this?
0:30.6	Are you...
0:31.6	My name is...
0:32.6	So, so, I know that you're her boyfriend, but I know you're...
0:35.6	My name is Kyler Corrington. And for but I know you're F. Jeff, too. My name is Tyler Corsington. And for your
0:39.0	information, me and Ms. Simon.
0:41.6	Are you talking about Ashley?
0:43.3	You will call her Ms. Simon and show her some respect,
0:45.6	you bitch-up, punk.
0:47.6	You call her Miss Simon.
0:49.5	Dude, what are you doing? What are you doing,
0:51.6	calling on a private number?
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