Phone Tap PODCAST: J-Lo Needs a New Room

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2016

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today Jubal poses as the manager of pop superstar Jennifer Lopez. He calls a hotel to make a reservation and for some STRANGE reason their computer cannot pull up J-lo's info! That is unacceptable and if Jubal has his way...this could...

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
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0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight.
0:23.4	Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible.
0:25.8	No way.
0:26.4	Download the Amazon Music app now to start listening.
0:29.2	Terms apply.
0:30.6	Did you know Zeeks Pizza delivers?
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0:37.3	Download the app or visit Zeekspisa.com.
0:39.9	It's another jubel phone tab.
0:41.9	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:44.0	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:46.9	Hello, B.C. Hotel. This is Kirsten. How can I help you?
0:50.4	Hi, Kirsten. This is Tosh. I'm just confirming a reservation with you. Sure. What name is the reservation under? You're cute. It'd be under Lopez. All right. First name? Jennifer. The Jennifer Lopez? I'm sure you're all very excited about her staying with you.
1:11.6	Oh my goodness.
1:12.6	Of course we are.
1:14.6	I personally was not aware that she was coming in, but of course let me get right on that.
1:18.6	Wait, wait.
1:19.6	Did you say you weren't aware?
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