Phone Tap PODCAST: I Want My Thank You Card

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Usually, brides are only crazy BEFORE the wedding. But this newlywed goes BERSERK when Jubal calls after the honeymoon demanding a thank you card! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Anita Robicheau. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.2	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.4	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.6	Hello.
0:08.3	Hey, is Vanessa there?
0:10.2	This is she.
0:11.0	Hey, Vanessa, how are you?
0:12.2	This is Seth.
0:12.9	I'm Shelly's boyfriend.
0:14.4	I know we haven't met yet, but I was at your wedding a few weeks ago.
0:19.5	Yeah, it was a really busy day. I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to me.
0:24.6	Oh, no, no, it's all good. I know you were running around and stuff, but it was an awesome
0:28.9	party, and I just wanted to call him thank you for the invite.
0:32.0	Oh, no, of course. You're welcome.
0:33.6	Yeah. So when do I get my thank you?
0:38.3	For what?
0:39.3	Well, we gave you a wedding present and it's been almost two weeks and I haven't seen a thank you card.
0:44.3	Neither has been.
0:45.3	Oh my God, I'm sorry. It was a honeymoon right after the wedding.
0:48.3	Yeah.
0:49.3	Which I just have gotten back from.
0:51.3	Excuses are like a pair of pants. Everybody has them.
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