Phone Tap PODCAST: I’m Under Water

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2015

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a customer service rep from his wireless carrier to help him with a little problem. He lost his phone last night, and he knows exactly where it is... All Jubal needs now, is to go down and get it. Listen in the PHONE TAP!

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0:00.0	Canobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire communication and
0:05.3	IT infrastructures simply through a single vendor. Your partner, maintaining your technology
0:10.0	solutions keeping your business running securely with maximum uptime and simplicity.
0:14.9	It's another jubble phone tab.
0:16.8	And weekday mornings on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:24.6	Where on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5. Wireless, how am I help you?
0:26.8	Hello.
0:27.6	Are you there?
0:29.2	Hello?
0:30.2	Yeah, hello.
0:31.1	Are you someone that I can talk to about my phone?
0:33.9	Yes, this is wireless.
0:35.5	How can I help you?
0:36.2	Oh, my God.
0:36.8	Okay.
0:37.4	So I was at a bachelor party last night, and I got really wasted, and the stripper jumped on me.
0:46.7	And I fell in the pool.
0:51.5	Okay, sir. How does this pertain to your cell phone?
0:57.6	Sir, are you doing okay?
0:58.8	No, not really, not really, no.
1:01.1	So I fell in the pool, and then some guys helped me out and put me in my room, and then I passed out.
1:06.6	Again, sir, how does this pertain to your phone?
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