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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: I Lost Your Luggage

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

The good news is the airline FOUND your lost luggage! The bad news is the guy that's supposed to bring it to you is wearing your shirt. LISTEN to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: kurichan+. Creative Commons)

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's another Jubal phone tab.

0:02.9

And a weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:05.1

Only on moving 92.5.

0:09.1

Hello?

0:10.0

Hey, can I speak to John's...

0:12.3

Yeah, this is John.

0:13.8

Hey, man, this is Chip from...

0:15.6

Airlines about your bags.

0:17.5

Dude, yes. Where are my bag?

0:19.7

Well, I can...

0:20.1

Where are my bags? I have your luggage. I have your luggage right now. With me. Where? Who? Yes. Where are my bag? Where are my bag?

0:21.6

I have your luggage.

0:22.6

I have your luggage right now with me.

0:24.6

Where?

0:25.6

Where the f*** are they?

0:26.6

I'm at the airport.

0:27.6

I'm the delivery guy that's supposed to bring you the bags.

0:29.6

Get over here.

0:30.6

You can be here in 20 minutes.

0:32.6

I need my luggage.

0:33.6

I have a meeting in an hour.

0:35.6

I'm in sweatpants and sneakers. My suit, everything that I need for this meeting is in my luggage.

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