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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: How to Kill a Turkey

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2016

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Thanksgiving was a ROUGH holiday for Jubal. He was all alone at his place... family was coming over in a few hours and he hadn't even started cooking the turkey yet. He was panicked and he needed some help. So he made a phone call to...

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0:00.0

I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

0:03.6

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

0:07.8

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

0:14.7

Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.

0:20.9

This is Wisecrack. Available now.

0:24.7

Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.3

Jubal phone taps are brought to you by Bud Light. Bud Light, the perfect beer for whatever happens,

0:36.1

an official beer partner of your Seattle Seahawks.

0:38.9

All right, it's time for your brand new phone tap today.

0:42.2

Thanksgiving was a rough one for me.

0:43.9

You know, I was all alone, at home, at my place.

0:46.9

Family was coming over in a few hours, and I hadn't even started cooking the turkey yet.

0:50.6

So I was panicked, and that's why I called the experts to help me out. You'll see what I mean

0:55.8

in your brand new phone tap right now.

0:57.4

It's another jubble phone tab.

0:59.3

And in a weekday mornings on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5.

1:03.6

Welcome to B.B.A. To be connected to our B.A.R. Turkey talk line for information

1:08.8

on turkey preparation and cooking assistance press

1:11.9

or say three please remain on the line and a turkey expert will be with you as quickly as

1:17.4

possible thank you for calling all this is Susie how can I help you Susie I really need

1:24.2

your help okay I think I screwed up everything with my turkey for Thanksgiving.

1:30.5

Okay.

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