Phone Tap PODCAST: How to Kill a Turkey

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Thanksgiving was a ROUGH holiday for Jubal. He was all alone at his place... family was coming over in a few hours and he hadn't even started cooking the turkey yet. He was panicked and he needed some help. So he made a phone call to...

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0:00.0	Jubal phone taps are brought to you by Bud Light.
0:03.1	Bud Light, the perfect beer for whatever happens, an official beer partner of your Seattle Seahawks.
0:08.7	All right, it's time for your brand new phone tap today.
0:12.0	Thanksgiving was a rough one for me.
0:13.7	You know, I was all alone, at home, at my place.
0:16.7	Family was coming over in a few hours, and I hadn't even started cooking the turkey yet.
0:20.5	So I was panicked, and that's why I called the experts to help me out.
0:24.9	You'll see what I mean in your brand new phone tap right now.
0:27.3	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:29.1	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:31.3	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:33.4	Welcome to B.
0:35.1	To be connected to our B B.S.R.T.L. Turkey talk line for information on turkey preparation and cooking assistance, press or say three. Please remain on the line and a turkey expert will be with you as quickly as possible.
0:50.4	Thank you for calling B. This is Susie. How can I help you?
0:53.1	Susie, I really need your help.
0:55.8	Okay.
0:56.4	I think I screwed up everything
0:57.6	with my turkey for Thanksgiving.
1:00.3	Okay.
1:01.1	Well, we can get that figured out.
1:03.5	I do with this all the time.
1:04.8	I can help you.
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