Phone Tap PODCAST: Holy Goat

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2014

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal and his "flock" are on the move again, trying to attract new members to their little "holy gathering". Maybe he can convince the new guy in the neighborhood to join them! What's his stance on goats? We'll find...

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0:28.2	start listening terms apply it's another jubble phone tab in a weekday mornings on the 20s only i'm moving
0:34.8	92.5.
0:38.3	Hello.
0:39.7	Hi, I was looking for Ron P.
0:41.5	This is him.
0:45.6	Hello, Ron. My name is Casey Ryback, and I'm with the First Blood of the Holy Goat.
0:46.4	How are you today?
0:47.8	Excuse me?
0:51.5	I'm calling from the Church of the First Blood of the Holy Goat. How are you?
0:55.0	The First Blood of the Holy Ghost? No, Holy Goat. We worship the Holy Goat. How are you? The first blood of the Holy Ghost?
0:58.2	No, Holy Goat. We worship the Holy Goat.
1:04.7	I'm sorry. I'm on a do not call registry. I don't even know how you got this number, but,
1:09.0	you know, I think you might have, it might be some type of mistake. Well, I'm sorry you're on a do not call registry. Somehow you showed up in our marketing materials.
1:11.5	Well, now that I've got you on the phone, would you like to come check out our church?
1:14.9	Like it said, I'm going to do not call a list.
1:20.9	What, what just happened?
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