Phone Tap PODCAST: Hilario Took Ur Lawn

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Whats with Hilario's new grass cutting technique?! Well, lets just say this person is not too happy with the way her new gardener does things...

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0:00.0	Jubil's phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI is no laughing matter.
0:05.4	Trust Jubal's friends at 1,800 DUI away.
0:08.2	If you're charged with a criminal offense, your one call is 1,800 DUI away.
0:13.1	Proud supporters of Jubal's phone taps.
0:15.6	1,800 DUI away!
0:17.8	It's another Jubal phone tap.
0:19.7	And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:21.8	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:25.1	Hello, this is Kathy.
0:26.8	Hi, there.
0:27.5	Is Kathy there?
0:28.9	This is Kathy.
0:29.7	I just said that.
0:30.5	This is she.
0:31.8	Oh, okay.
0:32.5	Hi, Kathy.
0:33.5	Can I help you?
0:35.1	Um, yes, my name is Hilario, and my boss has been named Mike, and he hired me to cut your lawn.
0:40.3	I'm new.
0:41.3	Wait, Mike hired you to cut our lawn?
0:43.3	Yes, Mike hired me the other day.
0:46.3	Um, so...
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