Phone Tap PODCAST: Hilario Hates His Haircut

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Hilario calls his hairdresser and demands to get his $3 tip back and the conversation is HILARIOUS! Oh... Hilarious Hilario you're too much!

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only on Move in 92.5.
0:07.0	Hello, this is Rachel. How can I help you?
0:09.6	Hi, Rachel. My name's hilarious.
0:12.4	I'm sorry? Who?
0:14.7	Hilario.
0:16.7	Hilario?
0:18.6	Hilario.
0:19.7	And how can I help you?
0:21.6	Well, I don't know if you remember me, but you cut my hair a few weeks ago.
0:27.9	You probably cut a lot of people's hair, so maybe you don't remember.
0:32.0	Yeah, I'm not real sure.
0:34.6	What can I help you with?
0:36.7	Well, I left something there. Oh oh okay um we do have a lost
0:41.2	and found what did you leave my hair I'm sorry my hair because you cut it. Yeah, yeah.
0:55.5	That's a funny joke.
0:59.1	Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
1:00.7	Yeah.
1:03.4	Did you want to schedule another appointment?
1:05.2	Well, no.
1:07.7	I was wondering if you could help me with something else.
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