Phone Tap PODCAST: Happy Freaking Birthday

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Here's a little known fact... it's TECHNICALLY illegal for any person in public to sing the "Happy Birthday" song. That's why restaurants make up their own special versions to sing to their customers... to avoid a lawsuit....

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0:00.0	Canobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire communication and
0:05.2	IT infrastructures simply through a single vendor with maximum uptime and simplicity.
0:10.2	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:12.0	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:14.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:17.9	Hello, who's this?
0:20.0	Hi, is this Paula Sik. Yeah? Who's this? Hi, is this Paula Suss?
0:22.2	Yeah, who's this?
0:24.0	Hi, Paula. My name is Stuart Bradshaw, and I work in the Human Resources Department for
0:28.1	Fri-Corp. How are you today?
0:30.5	Um, good. Um, what's going on?
0:32.9	You work as a waitress at our restaurant in the T.
0:36.3	Yeah.
0:38.3	Okay, good.
0:39.3	I think I have the right person then.
0:42.3	What's going on? Is that a problem?
0:45.3	Yes, I need to speak with you for a moment.
0:47.3	If you must know, the company is being sued because of your reckless stunt that you pulled last week. I didn't do anything last week. I don't know what you're talking about.
0:58.0	Well, you should.
0:59.0	A reckless stunt that I did?
1:00.0	Yes, you should know because we had legal papers sent to us this morning.
1:04.0	But I don't, I mean, I didn't, I didn't do anything.
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