Phone Tap PODCAST: Ham Train

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Turkey, turkey, turkey. Everyone these days is only concerned with turkey! Jubal isn't happy about how hard it is to find HAM so he takes his anger out on this grocery store deli clerk in this Phone Tap!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.3	It's another phone tab.
0:17.8	And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:20.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:23.5	Thank you for calling for D.DLE. How can I help you?
0:26.4	Hello, my name is Max Wallace.
0:28.2	I have a large complaint against the deli section of your grocery store.
0:32.3	Okay. Well, I'm all ears. Sorry to hear that.
0:35.0	Would you be the person that I should talk to in this matter?
0:37.8	Sure. What seems to be the problem, Max? Well, first off, your deli has a lot of discounts on things.
0:45.2	Okay. And is there a problem with that? I have noticed that with my keen discount I.
0:51.7	Okay. So the jig is up on that.
0:56.1	I'm not following you.
0:57.4	The jig is up on what?
1:01.2	The jig is up that you are discounting products left and right.
1:06.9	But for some reason, on God's green earth, I never see discounts on ham.
1:11.6	I'm not quite sure that it is never on sale. Three times. Three times this past month you have cut prices on turkey.
1:14.6	Three times.
1:16.6	Max, if you would like, I could transfer you to the store manager.
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