Phone Tap PODCAST: Granny’s Gone Wild

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2014

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Everybody thinks of their grandma as a gentle, sweet old lady... You never think that granny would be at the retirement center, doing Jello Shots and going Topless... But, that's what Jubal tells a guy in today's PHONE TAP... It's...

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0:38.4	Hello.
0:41.4	Hi, this is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from A. A.S.A.N. Assisted living. Is Nick in?
0:44.7	Speaking, yes.
0:45.7	Hi, Nick. Your grandmother, Evelyn, is currently staying with us, correct?
0:49.5	Yeah, that's correct. Is everything all right?
0:51.6	Yeah, everything is fine with her, but we do have a situation going on, and if the authorities try to contact you, I just want to let you know right now we had nothing to do with it.
1:02.5	What happened?
1:04.8	Well, before I go on any further, I just want to reiterate we had nothing to do with it.
1:10.4	Oh, yeah, that's, I don't know what that means, but just tell me what happened.
1:15.1	Well, there's a rumor going around, and it's completely untrue, that a separate company paid the
1:22.8	staff to come in at night past visiting hours and shoot some video of the residents of our establishment.
1:33.5	I'm really confused about what's going on right now. Can you just come out and tell me what the
1:38.5	is happening? There is a DVD called Granny's Gone Wild, which I'm sure you've probably heard of.
1:46.2	It's a series.
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