Phone Tap PODCAST: Granny Gets My Vote

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2016

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Today's Phone Tap is a very SPECIAL ELECTION edition as Jubal poses as a State Representative and calls an older woman about his "policies" and ideas. What the woman doesn't know is that Jubal has very SPECIFIC instructions...

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0:00.0	There's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.0	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:06.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Hi, is this Margaret?
0:10.0	Yes, it is.
0:11.0	Margaret, hi.
0:12.0	My name is Seth McElroy, and I'm running for state representative in your area.
0:15.0	And to make sure I'm the right candidate for you, I'd like to read a list of things that I oppose.
0:19.0	Just listen to this list and tell me if you
0:21.4	agree or disagree. Okay. I'm happy to help you out there. The first thing that I oppose is
0:28.4	Medicare. Disagree. And Medicaid. I disagree on studying those things. Just a simple agree or disagree will do. Handicapped parking spots gone under my watch.
0:42.8	So, disagree. Well, you're telling me very much here. Ma'am, I just needed simple agree or disagree is all I need.
0:50.6	Well, I disagree. I do disagree. Just a simple disagree, or we'll do. Okay.
0:56.3	Now, senior discounts in general, I vow to get rid of those.
1:01.2	No, I disagree. I disagree.
1:04.6	Just one singular disagree will do.
1:06.6	Dentures and hearing aids. Gone under my watch.
1:10.9	Disagree again.
1:12.5	I got my hearing age five years ago, and that's why I can hear you right now.
1:17.1	Maybe you didn't hear me there, Margaret, because I said agree or disagree, and you're recapping a little too much there for me.
1:24.2	I think you're being rude.
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