Phone Tap PODCAST: Grandpa's Rolex

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0	Call 1-800-D-U-Y-A-way or go to 1-800-D-Y-O-A-W-com.
0:04.6	A great defense can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
0:09.5	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:12.0	It's another jubble phone tab.
0:14.0	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:16.1	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:20.0	Marchuary, this is Sam. Can I help you?
0:22.3	Hey, Sam. Yeah, my name is Seth McElroy, and I have a little bit of an issue that I need to discuss.
0:27.7	Okay.
0:28.2	I'm not really sure who I talked to about this, but I guess I can start with you.
0:32.2	Well, a lot of times that's taken to our funeral director, and I'm not him, but I'm sure I could help you.
0:36.2	What's going on? So I was in there last week at my grandpa's funeral.
0:41.0	Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
0:42.5	Oh, no, don't worry about it. It was a blast.
0:45.3	Oh, um, okay.
0:47.3	Yeah, I've been to a lot of funerals over the years and you guys definitely put on a great show. I mean, as long as we did a good job of honoring your grandfather, then I'm glad it worked.
0:57.8	Yeah, no, it was a bash.
1:00.1	Uh-huh.
1:00.8	Here's my problem, though.
1:02.2	It turns out that my grandpa actually left me some stuff in his will.
1:07.0	Yeah, I'm happy for you.
1:09.1	Yeah, yeah, I know.
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