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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Gold Dimmers

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal tells a guy that his bathroom remodel is going to be $12,000 more expensive than he originally thought… But hey, at least those new solid gold light dimmers are going to make that bathroom SPARKLE!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away.

0:03.2

Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

0:07.1

But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800-D-UI away.

0:12.0

It's another jubal phone tab.

0:13.9

And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.

0:16.1

Only I'm moving 92.5.

0:19.1

Hello?

0:19.9

Is Travis there?

0:44.3

Uh, yeah, speaking. Hey, Travis, this is Ben. I'm the owner of remodeling. I don't, oh, yeah, hi. I don't think we've met before. How are you? Uh, good. You work with Dan? Yeah, I'm Dan's boss, basically. Oh, okay, cool. I just wanted to give you a call and let you know that your bathroom remodel is going to cost about $12,000 more than expected. Sorry about that.

1:27.8

Sorry, could you see anything? The cost of your bathroom remodel is going to be about $12,000 more than we estimated. $12,000 more? Yeah. The entire bathroom was supposed to cost $12,000. I know. The entire, that's double the price. Right. You've had a few special requests and those can add up. The dimmer? Are you talking about the dimmers? I made a request to put in dimmers. Anybody could put in dimmers. You can watch a YouTube video and figure out how to put dimmers in. Dimmers on a light switch. Why didn't you tell me? Let me stop you right there. Dimmers on a light switch can be very expensive. I didn't ask for gold-plated dimmers. I asked for regular dimmers.

1:29.5

Wait, so did you want the gold-plated dimmers then?

1:31.5

Because it might be a little more if I could put those on there.

1:30.2

Because I can get you gold. No, of course I don't. Are you an idiot? Like, honestly, why would I want gold-plated dimmers? Hey. You're out of your mind if you think I'm going to pay $12,000, which is double the cost.

1:30.9

Hey, let's... a fucking mora. Let's forget about the dimmers for a second. We'll go back and figure out if you want gold-plated or not. Are you even hearing me? I wanted to let you know, though, the showerhead that you ordered, the special showerhead a it took us more than 15 hours to get that

2:01.6

thing for you to do what to go to home people and buy an italian shower you said you wanted

2:06.9

cost a little bit more than a regular a regular shower no you said you wanted an italian shower head

2:12.0

so we had one shipped from italy here they already shipped we had we we the fact, it was already baked in the fucking place.

2:19.3

Listen, hey, we aim to please.

2:21.3

You wanted an Italian shower head.

2:22.3

I hopped online.

2:23.3

I found a guy named Giuseppe over in Corsica.

2:25.3

I said, hey, Giuseppe, how much for the shower head?

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