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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Ed the Garden Gnome

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2012

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Ed Strauss is a "little person" and calls a landscaping company with a serious complaint. Apparently, one of the landscapers made fun of his size and called him a "garden gnome." Now Ed wants retribution in a very unusual...

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0:34.2

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0:39.6

Jop.

0:40.8

Lanscaping, this is Cody.

0:43.7

I'm a little guy with a big complaint, Cody.

0:45.8

I'm sorry?

0:48.7

My name is Ed Strauss, and I'm a little person.

0:50.6

Okay.

0:51.7

Do you know what that means?

0:57.0

Yeah, I mean you're under 410, I think. Okay, you're laughing at me now.

0:59.0

No, no, no, I was, no, I was, no, that's, isn't that what that means?

1:03.0

Either way.

1:04.0

Dan came out to give me an estimate on my landscaping the other day. And when he got here, he looked me straight in the eye and said, oh, looks like we're not

1:12.0

going to be needing a garden gnome since you already are one.

1:18.9

Is that the way you conduct business over there? No, not at all. I don't think, I mean, I've never

1:24.5

gotten a complaint like this before ever. I don't know. Maybe he was trying to be more comfortable with you or something. Oh, okay, because it's funny to you guys,

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