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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Dave just signed up for an online dating site. But Jubal has some bad news... there are ZERO matches for his nerdy profile. Jubal has some ideas that will score Dave some MAJOR TAIL. Listen to the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Pedro Glez....

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0:00.0	Hello,
0:01.0	It's another jubal phone tab.
0:04.5	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:07.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:09.0	Hello?
0:10.0	Hi, is this Dave?
0:11.0	Yes, this.
0:13.0	Dave, this is Casey Ryback.
0:14.0	I'm calling from ehoffi.com.
0:16.0	You recently made a profile with us?
0:19.0	Yes, I did. Okay.
0:21.6	Gosh.
0:22.9	We don't normally call, obviously,
0:24.8	but out of our 20 million members around the world,
0:29.1	we can't find a match for you.
0:33.4	What?
0:34.4	I don't understand this.
0:36.3	You know, there's 29 dimensions of compatibility that we go by, and I don't get it.
0:42.3	Somehow, you found a 30th dimension.
0:44.3	Like, we can't find anybody that you're compatible with.
0:48.3	I kind of find that hard to believe.
0:51.3	I don't quite understand what... I thought I just... Let me help you. Okay. On your profile,
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