Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan the Cake Manager

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a guy who ordered a custom birthday cake for his wife... he made the order a few weeks ago, and now Jubal is calling to let him know that there's a small problem with it. Because the world's most incompetent man (Duncan)...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	In a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.4	Hello.
0:08.7	Yeah, hi, I was looking for Tom Fib sh-S.
0:11.9	Speaking.
0:12.7	Hi, Tom.
0:13.6	My name is Duncan, and I work at FI.S. Cakes and Pastries.
0:17.2	How are you today?
0:18.3	I'm good.
0:19.5	So, your wife's name is Sherry, and you had us deliver the cake to her work earlier today for her birthday, I think it was.
0:28.2	Right.
0:28.7	Well, I think I may have read the instructions wrong when I decorated it, so I think it might be a little wonky and not exactly what you wanted.
0:36.5	Okay, well, there weren't a lot of instructions, you know.
0:39.2	It's just a pretty simple kit, two layers.
0:41.7	I wanted some flowers on there, maybe some blue flowers or something.
0:44.6	Yeah, and see, so that's...
0:46.2	So that's the thing that I think I might have messed up a bit.
0:51.1	Okay, hold on.
0:53.5	Duncan, is it? Yeah, it's Duncan. Yeah, okay, hold on. Duncan, is it?
0:55.1	Yeah, it's Duncan.
0:57.1	Yeah, okay, hold on, Duncan.
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