Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan Deletes Your 401k

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Oops, he did it again! This time, Duncan goes ahead snooping around other people's finances and accidentally deleted Barry's banking account. That is the fastest anyone has made $100,000 disappear!

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:06.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Um, I was looking to speak with Barry.
0:11.0	This is he.
0:13.0	Um, hi Barry. Um, lovely day to you.
0:16.0	Um, so my name is Duncan and I work for
0:20.0	investments. Um, so how are you doing today?
0:23.6	I'm fine. How can I help you?
0:25.6	Well, so according to our records, you have a 401k account with us for the last 13 years.
0:32.6	And so I was calling to say we appreciate your business.
0:35.6	Thank you. That's correct. 13 years. So I don't know if you appreciate your business. Thank you. That's correct.
0:38.1	13 years.
0:39.0	So, I don't know if you check your balance online or not, but you might notice sort of a small
0:44.8	discrepancy the next time you log on.
0:47.2	So just a small one.
0:49.2	What are you talking about?
0:51.7	So, okay, so, well, I'm new here., and well, my bosses are still trying to figure it out,
0:57.5	but I think I accidentally deleted your account, so.
1:03.9	What?
1:05.1	What?
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