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And a weekday morning's on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5. Hello? What's up? Can I speak to Rachel, please? This is Rachel. Hey, what's up? My name is Duff. I'm the dude that's been hanging out with your sister for a little while. I don't know if she's told you about me or anything.

Oh. Okay. What's up? She hasn't mentioned me to you at all? I'm pretty sure she probably would have talked about me. No, she has. Ah, all right. Cool. Yeah, I mean, you know, most chicks when I hang out with them, they'd probably talk about me a lot. So I figured that she would at least mention me.

Listen, I went on her phone. when I hang out with them, they'd probably talk about me a lot, so I figured that she would at least mention me.

Listen, I went on her phone and I found your number because I wanted to call you and ask you for some advice for Valentine's Day for her.

Okay, well, she really likes lilacs.

You mean like flowers or whatever yeah like flowers honestly like i could have thought of that myself and i'm trying not to do something lame so if you

could you know if you had any like better suggestions i'd appreciate it okay well if you could have

thought of it yourself then why are you calling me well Well, like, because I figure, you know, you know her the best because you're like her sister or whatever. I'm just saying, like, flower is pretty average, you know what I mean? And, like, I try to, like, really make an impression, obviously. How about, like, a watch? Like, she's been needing a watch.

She hasn't, like, she won't buy herself a watch. I'm not trying to, like, drop a whole lot of dough. I mean, she's hot and everything, but we only been hanging out a little while, you know, like I feel like if I bought her a watch, it might be too much right now. Okay. I understand that you, like, want me to help you, but you're kind of being rude to me by like dismissing every idea I have.

Well, I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just trying to tell you like to come up with some stuff that doesn't suck, you know.

Excuse me? You didn't just say that because that's like really rude. Like I'm really sorry if I offended you or whatever.

I'm just trying to find something really good is all.

So like any other suggestion you give me, I promise I won't be rude about it.

Okay, I don't even know I'm like helping you anymore but maybe like take her to an Italian restaurant or something.

Oh, you know what?

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