Phone Tap PODCAST: Donald the Virus Protector

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2014

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Uber nerd, Donald, is Back... and he's willing to do whatever it takes to protect your computer from nasty viruses. Even if he has to put HIS LIFE ON THE LINE. And he's doing courtesy calls to everybody at risk... Hear it in today's...

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0:00.0	This week at the Parlor Live comedy club from Apollo Live, Tony Rock, July 24th through the 26th.
0:06.4	Tickets are available at parlor Live.com or call 425-289, 7,000.
0:12.4	It's another jubal phone tab.
0:14.3	And in weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:16.5	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:19.0	Hello.
0:20.2	Hi, is this Kevin? Yes, it is. Hello, Kevin. moving 92.5. Hello. Hi, is this Kevin?
0:22.6	Yes, it is.
0:23.6	Hello, Kevin.
0:24.2	My name is Donald, and I work for virus protection.
0:26.8	How are you?
0:28.3	I'm okay.
0:29.3	Our records show that you're a subscriber,
0:31.2	and we're supposed to call subscribers anytime there's a major security breach.
0:35.6	So I'm just calling to tell you there was a major security breach today.
0:39.6	A what?
0:40.3	Security breach.
0:41.9	A major security breach.
0:43.3	What does that mean?
0:44.0	It means that your system may have been compromised by a computer virus.
0:48.0	But I went ahead and logged onto your computer and checked everything and you should be
0:52.2	okay.
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