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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Donald the TSA Agent

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today, a young lady recently went on a trip and accidentally lost her cell phone at the TSA checkpoint. Lucky for her, Jubal knows a guy who's willing to help... "Donald", the uber nerd. He's always looking to help out a...

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0:37.1

hello uh hello my name is donald i'm calling from the t f a tsa i was looking for a

0:42.1

tracy oh my gosh yes it's me hi how are you i'm doing great how are you so i have a report here that says

0:50.4

that you left your phone in the security line at the airport? Yes, I did.

0:54.8

Okay, so I have a question for you.

0:57.1

How are you talking on the phone right now if you don't have your cell phone?

1:01.4

I gave my friend's number.

1:03.4

This is my friend's number that I'm staying with.

1:06.1

Are you sure you're not making up that story to get attention?

1:08.7

Because some people do that.

1:12.2

No, sorry.

1:14.0

No, this is my friend's phone number at her house.

1:16.7

Well, you could see how I was confused

1:18.2

because you said you lost your phone

1:19.9

in the security line and then you gave us a phone number

1:22.6

and now I'm calling it and you're answering.

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