Phone Tap PODCAST: Dog Support

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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You've heard of "dead beat dads".... Well today Jubal poses as a lawyer and tells a woman she owes her ex-husband money for "dog support". Hear her reaction in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: boxchain. Creative...

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
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0:28.2	start listening terms apply it's another jubble phone tab in a weekday mornings on the 20s only i'm moving 92.5
0:36.2	hello i may speak to lisa please this is she the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:41.5	Hello. Hi, may I speak to Lisa, please? This is she.
0:45.6	Lisa, this is Scott Brand from the law offices of Macho, Marita, and Shue. I'm representing your ex-husband, Thomas Shale. Uh-huh. Well, I'm calling to let you know that if Thomas
0:50.8	doesn't receive payment within 10 days, we're going to have an issue.
0:55.9	Payment.
0:59.9	Yeah, I can collect that from you now, or you can send us a check, however you'd like to proceed.
1:03.6	What are you talking about? I don't owe him anything.
1:06.9	Well, ma'am, you owe dog support payments.
1:11.1	Excuse me? What are you f***ing nuts?
1:15.8	The bottom line is you need to be paying for half of tacos living.
1:20.0	Taco, what are you talking about?
1:22.4	Your husband has custody of Taco now.
1:25.3	That dog is a piece of shit, okay?
1:29.3	That's why he's with my ex-husband and not with me. Did you not feed the dog when you were together with your ex-husband?
1:32.3	I said the dog all the time.
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