Phone Tap PODCAST: Divorce Papers

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Evan is getting divorced and his best friend wanted to prank him! Jubal calls to see if Evan is ready to finalize the divorce papers. Everything is going fine... until Jubal starts going over ALL the details about the break up. How does...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.9	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:05.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.0	Hello?
0:09.0	Hi, this is Casey Ryback from King County Courts.
0:11.2	Is this Evan...
0:12.7	Yeah, yeah, this is.
0:14.1	I need to meet up with you to get your divorce papers finalized.
0:18.6	Oh, all right.
0:19.4	Okay.
0:19.8	Hell yeah, man.
0:20.5	Let's get this done and get this over with.
0:22.3	Jeez. I mean, I know a lot of people put on like a tough face when they're going through a divorce and stuff, but you don't have to, you know, fake it with me, man. I know it's got to be rough. It sounds like it hurt.
0:32.5	Nah, man. I'm ready to get this out of my life.
0:35.8	The way she was talking last night when she was signing the papers,
0:38.2	it sounded like a pretty bad breakup.
0:41.4	What, what?
0:42.3	I mean, she's telling you all about our breakup?
0:44.2	What are you talking about, man?
0:45.2	She just mentioned that you love your car more than her and a couple other things.
0:49.3	No big deal.
0:51.3	Well, I don't know why you're finding these things out for my wife, man, but this isn't your job, okay?
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