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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: DIE Already

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2018

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.

0:03.6

What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?

0:07.8

Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story.

0:14.7

Does anyone know what show they've come to see? It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life.

0:23.2

This is Wisecrack, available now.

0:29.7

Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:37.0

I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away. Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

0:54.1

But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800 DUI away. It's another jubal phone tab. And in a weekday mornings on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5. Hello? Hi, this is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from die Already. With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

0:57.3

This is Amy. Hi, Amy. How are you?

1:02.9

I am well. How are you? Good. Do you have a few minutes so we can tell you a little bit about our organization?

1:07.3

Who are you with? Die already. The organization... Die already? Yes. Well, it's an acronym, D-I-E already.

1:11.6

Ah.

1:12.6

Die already?

1:13.6

Yes.

1:14.6

It means don't indulge the elderly.

1:15.6

We are an organization that believes in taking away the privileges of seniors.

1:19.6

What?

1:21.6

Well, we feel like they've had enough handed to them over time, and they've been given enough special treatment that they don't deserve to have

1:27.5

that frankly they've been here longer than us no no i've never heard of anything like this ever

1:33.3

before i'm not surprised nobody in our local or state government has done one thing about this so we're

1:40.5

stepping up seniors are taking advantage of the system I think you can agree with me on that.

1:45.2

Oh, you think I'm going to agree with you on that? Well, I would hope that you'd be able to agree with me on that. You might have a different viewpoint, but if we could stop by your house and talk to you a little bit more about die already, you'd see... No, you think your acronym is a little offensive? You mean, you mean die already? Yes, you die already.

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