Phone Tap PODCAST: Crap Sandwich

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2016

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a guy who has had multiple lunches stolen from him!! Little does he know that Jubal has been the one eating all his meals...And now he is about to ask the man's wife for an UNBELIEVABLE favor......

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0:00.0	Did you know Zeke's Pizza delivers? Get a local handcrafted pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind. Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza.com. It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:11.7	In weekday mornings on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5. Hello, this is James. Hey, James. How are you?
0:21.4	I'm good. Who's this?
0:22.8	Well, you don't know me, but I'm the guy who's been taking your lunches out of the work refrigerator.
0:33.0	What's up, buddy?
0:37.8	This is a joke.
0:39.6	No, this is not a joke.
0:41.6	I'm the dude that's been taking all your food.
0:44.5	No.
0:45.0	I also rhyme occasionally.
0:47.0	That's a good rhyme, wasn't it?
0:49.3	Yeah, it was good.
0:50.5	No, seriously, man, did Eric put you up to this?
0:53.2	No, I don't even know an Eric. I'm 100% serious. I'm the guy that's been taking your food., seriously, man. Did Eric put you up to this? No, I don't even know an Eric.
0:54.5	I'm 100% serious.
0:55.4	I'm the guy that's been taking your food.
0:57.1	Come on, man.
0:57.6	If you were actually the one stealing my lunch is you wouldn't call me up and ask me a question.
1:01.2	All right, I'll prove it to you then.
1:02.6	How about two days ago you had some lasagna? Last week, it was roast turkey and mashed potatoes.
1:12.0	You f*** serious?
1:13.5	Yeah, I told you.
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