Phone Tap PODCAST: Contractor Nightmare

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Lisa HATES having construction workers over at her house and today's phone tap is exactly why. Jubal calls to report a little structural damage that MAY have occurred on the job. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Cramo Communications....

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:04.6	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:06.7	Only on moving 92.5.
0:10.2	Hello?
0:11.2	Can I speak to Lisa, please?
0:12.8	This is she.
0:13.8	My name's Doug.
0:14.8	I'm one of the subcontractors working on your kitchen.
0:17.7	Okay.
0:18.5	Hi.
0:19.0	Hey, I was just calling a check and see if you have homeowners insurance. Okay. Hi. Hey, I was just calling a check and see if you have homeowners insurance.
0:25.0	I have homeowners insurance? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right, cool. That's good to know. I just wanted to check and make sure,
0:32.4	sorry to bother you at work. Have a good day. Wait, wait, wait. What do you need to know if I have homeowners?
0:38.9	No reason. Just like a little mishap here. You'll see when you get home.
0:43.7	Wait, what happened?
0:46.6	Well, my buddy Randy was on the forklift and he was unfortunately playing a game of words with friends while he was driving it.
0:56.4	He was playing on his phone when he's driving a forklift?
0:59.0	Yeah, anyway, he was on break, so, you know, don't worry about it.
1:01.5	He wasn't working while I did it.
1:02.7	But he sort of drove the forklift through your garage.
1:10.1	Like through the wall of my garage? Yeah, like all the, like through your garage. Like through the wall of my garage?
1:12.8	Yeah, like all the, like through from front to back, through the garage.
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