Phone Tap PODCAST: Competitive Cookie Sales

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Girl scouts can be ruthless when it comes to cookies, but Jubal found out Girl Scout Mom's can be EVEN WORSE. In todays phone tap... a troop Mom FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells her crappy cookie sales are the embarrassment of the community. (Image...

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.3	Hi, is this Leslie?
0:04.4	Yes, it is.
0:05.5	This is Madeline's father.
0:07.2	I'm just calling to see what the hell you're doing.
0:11.9	Excuse me?
0:13.2	I've been comparing numbers from the other troops selling cookies in our area, and you're getting your ass handed to you.
0:22.6	Wow. I don't even know you, but you've got a lot of nerve calling me out on my cookie sale.
0:29.4	Okay, but you're not winning, all right? I've been selling retail my entire life.
0:33.5	It's obviously you have no clue what you're doing when it comes to selling these cookies.
0:39.8	Oh, you work in retail.
0:41.5	What do you work at Old Navy or The Gap?
0:43.9	Wait, no better.
0:44.7	Are you a furniture salesman?
0:46.2	I don't give a shit that you work in retail because our numbers are good and the girls are having fun.
0:51.3	All right.
0:51.6	In my life, I don't strive for being good.
0:52.9	I strive for greatness.
0:58.9	That's why the other day I passed by in disguise to test out how you were selling them.
1:02.3	We're at the grocery store.
1:02.7	Mm-hmm. To check out your little Mickey Mouse operation.
1:05.7	I ended up getting one box of thin mitts.
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