Phone Tap PODCAST: Coffee Bonerz

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2015

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Today, Jubal calls a bikini barista stand because of the "atrocities" he witnessed. Now, Jubal's scarred for life... he's royally pissed, and somebody is gonna pay. Listen in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: torbakhopper....

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0:36.0	this is monica yes i would like to lodge a complete 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:39.3	This is Monica.
0:41.9	Yes, I would like to lodge a complaint.
0:44.5	I'm sorry, sir. Can you repeat that?
0:47.5	I would like to speak to the manager for I have a complaint to lodge.
0:51.0	Oh, okay. I'm the manager. Is there something I can do for you?
0:57.9	Yes, there is. My name is Seth McElroy, and for the last three weeks, I've been getting coffee at your establishment.
0:59.3	Yes, sir?
1:04.9	And because of you and your bikini baristas, I am on the verge of losing my job.
1:09.9	Is this related to your coffee?
1:10.9	This is related to...
1:12.3	This is related to my life.
1:15.1	Okay.
1:15.9	Did one of our employees do something or...
1:18.5	They've all done something.
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