Phone Tap PODCAST: Coach Cuts Your Son

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

A mother is FURIOUS when Jubal poses as a football coach and tells her that her son is getting CUT from the team... Maybe that kid should work on his scrubbing skills. Listen to the PHONE TAP.

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:07.7	Hello.
0:08.6	Hi, this is Coach Tompkins.
0:09.9	I'm one of the coaches at the school for the football team.
0:12.6	Your son Ben plays for us.
0:14.4	Yes, hi, Coach Tompkins.
0:15.6	How are you?
0:16.1	Good.
0:16.5	I know we haven't met yet, but I'm calling today because I need to talk to you for a second.
0:20.7	Okay.
0:22.8	Unfortunately, I had to cut your son Ben today from the football team.
0:26.7	Cut him from the football team? Why?
0:29.9	Well, earlier in practice today, I was having some kids wash my truck as they normally do, And frankly, he did a terrible job.
0:38.3	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:39.5	Wash your truck?
0:40.8	Yes.
0:42.0	What do you mean wash your truck?
0:43.4	I mean, get a hose and a bucket and some rags and clean my...
0:50.2	Wait, during practice, you have kids wash your truck.
0:53.5	Here's the thing. He screwed up royally.
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