Phone Tap PODCAST: Chubby Baby

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Kara gets pranked by her husband in today's phone tap! Her 5 month old baby is starting to get pretty chubby and people are starting to complain!?!? Now Jubal HAS to investigate and find out... exactly how fat IS this baby REALLY? Listen...

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0:00.0	The sun goes down, the stars come out, and all I comes is here and now.
0:07.6	My universe will never be the same.
0:11.5	I'm glad you came.
0:13.6	I'm glad you came.
0:16.1	It's another jubel phone tab.
0:18.1	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:20.2	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:24.1	Hello.
0:25.5	Hi, is this Kara?
0:27.7	Yes, this is Kara.
0:29.2	Kara, this is Seth McElroy from
0:31.0	Protective Services.
0:35.1	Okay, how can I help you?
0:37.5	We've gotten many phone calls from concerned parties that your child is obese, and so this is a welfare call.
0:49.8	Are you sure you have the right person?
0:53.1	I'll read you some reports.
0:55.2	One says that the baby is as big as a house.
0:59.4	No.
1:00.1	What you can see is concerning.
1:02.2	No.
1:02.8	Another one says it's a mini Godzilla, which...
1:05.9	Are you fucking kidding me?
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