Phone Tap PODCAST: Christian Yelp Review

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

If you give Christian's coffee shop a bad yelp review you can expect 2 things... A hot cup of coffee to the face AND a phone tap from Jubal! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Qole Pejorian. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.3	In a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.5	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.6	Hello.
0:08.9	Really?
0:11.0	Hello?
0:12.0	You really gave us two stars?
0:15.8	Gave who two stars?
0:17.9	My name's Christian.
0:19.0	I'm the manager of the suss you came into and felt the need to post on Yelp.
0:25.1	How did you get this number?
0:27.1	It's 2012, okay?
0:29.4	Everything can be tracked online when you post something.
0:32.5	First of all, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to look people up on the internet.
0:36.0	And I did write that review with only two stars.
0:38.7	And your coffee place has a lot of problems.
0:41.5	Yeah, obviously, like bad customers.
0:45.0	What?
0:45.6	I know you didn't just say that.
0:46.9	I gave you two stars, which means I might come back.
0:50.4	First of all, you're not welcome back.
0:52.6	Thank you very much.
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