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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Christian Sassy Pirate

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

When Christian tells you to dress like a sassy pirate for Halloween, you either slap your sexy bottom and do what he says... OR you just get REALLY PISSED OFF! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Darwin Bell. Creative Commons)

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's another jubble phone tab.

0:01.9

And a weekday morning's on the 20s.

0:04.1

Only on moving 92.5.

0:08.3

Hello.

0:09.4

Yeah, hi, this is Christian from...

0:11.1

About your costume rental.

0:15.0

Oh, yeah, hi.

0:16.5

Yeah.

0:16.8

Is it ready?

0:17.6

Yeah, everything should be ready to pick up by 3 o'clock today.

0:21.6

Oh, okay, great. Well, then I'll come by and pick those up. I appreciate it.

0:26.5

One second. I think it looks like there's been an issue. It says here that you're running a vampire costume?

0:32.2

Yeah. Is it a... Did you have one?

0:36.6

Oh, God. This isn't 2003 anymore, okay? I'm not going to let you have one? Oh, God.

0:39.9

This isn't 2003 anymore, okay?

0:41.8

I'm not going to let you walk out of my store like that.

0:43.0

It'd be fucking tragic.

0:45.0

Excuse me, what?

0:45.8

Here's the thing.

0:48.2

Do you want to be awesome and have a good time or do you want to be fucking lame?

0:54.4

Yeah, that's probably a choice that's for me to make. Well... That's what my wife and I want to go as a vampire.

0:59.4

How about this?

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