I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away.

Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800-D-UI away.

It's another jubble phone tab.

And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.

Only I'm moving 92.5.

Thank you for calling me. This is Jake speaking. How can I help you?

Hi, Jake. My name is Cameron Dilley, and I would like to make a complaint.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sir. I'm sure I'll be happy to help you resolve that,

but seems to be the problem. Well, first of all, I want you to understand something,

okay? I love your store,

and the service here is always impeccable. I'm happy to hear that. Yeah. Well, that being said,

your restroom facilities leave a lot to be desired. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sir. What exactly

is wrong with them? Well, just a few minutes ago, I went into the restroom near the men's clothing department,

and I was appalled at what I saw.

And what was that?

Well, there are no hand washing stations, no paper towels, no toilet paper, nothing.

Wow, I'm sorry to hear that, sir. We try to make sure to keep all those things maintained. Yeah, well, I'm in here right now still. There is nothing.

No hand sanitizer. All there is in here is a full length mirror, a few hangers.

There's no water, no plumbing. Are you guys doing some renovations or something I should have known about?

I'm sorry, do you mean the water isn't working? The faucets aren't turning on, or are they backed up?

What's the problem? No, I mean, there's no plumbing in the walls or anything. I mean, there's a full-length

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