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Only I'm moving 92.5. Hello. Hi, this is Bill Rosewood from the police. I'm looking for Emily to . This is she? Emily, I've been looking for you. I'm sorry, what is this about? Listen, I'm going to give you the opportunity to turn

yourself in, or you can tell me where you are and I can come arrest you in the next 30 minutes.

Excuse me? Arrest me for what? I think you know. No, I don't know. Listen, we have surveillance

footage of you caught in the act, so you can either tell me where you are or you can come down to the station and turn yourself in. What surveillance footage? What, what I'm caught in the act of doing? Okay, are you really going to play dumb with me right now? I'm not playing dumb. I'm asking you what you think I've done. I really don't know what the hell is going on. Okay, okay, fine. I'll play your game then. We'll play your little game if you're going to be like that.

Let me cut to the chase. You recently purchased some makeup at M.Dap Department store last Tuesday.

Yeah, correct. Okay, so you say that that is true. You admit that you did that.

Yeah, I purchased makeup, yes. Okay. And while the sales clerk's back was turned, we have video footage of you putting a brand-new

eyeliner container in your purse.

That is called shoplifting.

Hello.

Oh, my God, no, you've got this totally wrong.

That was a few gifts they gave that.

Sounds like I've got you red-handed.

That is called shoplifting. What you did. Score one for the good guys. You can either turn yourself in, or I'm going to come and get you. Bam! I don't know what your problem is and why you're getting so excited about this. This isn't funny. I didn't confuse it. Oh, I'm getting excited because you tried to lie to me, and then I got you hook, line, and sinker.

You are busted. I'm busted. Busted for what? Taking a free gift. That is not a free gift, ma'am. You purposely distracted the sales clerk and then stole some eyeliner. Boom! Got you again! What are you an announcer for a basketball team? You're yelling at me, and you're not even listening to me to tell you that I didn't steal anything. What's your badge number? Because I think what you're doing is super unprofessional. Before I give you that, I do want to let you know the department store is planning on prosecuting, okay? They don't take this kind of thing lightly. Prosecuting?

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