Phone Tap PODCAST: Break a Date Part 5

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2016

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In today's Phone Tap, Break a Date is back!!! And Jubal decides to call a poor guy from the "Break a Date" Hotline to tell him that his girlfriend is dumping him for many reasons!!! But what happens after Jubal breaks the bad...

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0:00.0	Did you know Zeke's Pizza delivers? Get a local handcrafted pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind. Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza.com.
0:09.9	It's another jubble phone tab. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:17.3	Hello? Hi, this is Colby Sazirac. I was looking for Ben. Yeah, this is him.
0:22.6	Hey, Ben. How are you? I'm calling from Break a Date. Have you ever heard of us?
0:27.6	Um, no. No, I haven't.
0:32.6	Okay, well, how about I tell you what we are?
0:34.6	Your girlfriend Celia wanted me to have a conversation with you because she wants to break up with you.
0:44.0	Celia?
0:45.7	Why, Celia wants to break up with me?
0:48.9	Yes.
0:49.2	With you?
0:49.8	Like, what?
0:50.9	Huh?
0:51.6	I don't know.
0:53.1	Okay, I'll explain it.
0:54.0	So we have a service called Break a Date
0:56.6	where people pay us to break up with people so they don't have to have the rough conversation.
1:02.2	So Celia paid us to give you a call and break up with you. So sorry to break the news,
1:07.5	but you've just been broken up with by break a date.
1:16.3	So you're just, you're saying she just broke up with me?
1:21.4	Yes, I am. I'm saying she broke up with you and she didn't want to do it herself so she hired somebody else to do it.
1:23.9	Huh. Well, I mean, that sucks, but I guess that makes sense. I get it.
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