Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Words

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today, Jubal calls a woman about a new job listing she has posted. Luckily for her, Jubal is is MORE than qualified for the position... his skills are MORE than she can even comprehend.... but for some odd reason, she still doesn't...

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
0:22.6	flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start
0:28.4	listening. Terms apply. It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:32.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s. Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:37.9	Hello? Hi, this is Darvin Schlong. I was'm moving 92.5. Hello.
0:39.0	Hi, this is Darvin Schlong.
0:40.7	I was looking to speak with Christine.
0:42.9	Yes, this is Christine.
0:44.8	Hi, Christine.
0:45.8	Your friend Alexa told me to give you a call about a job opening that you had in medical sales.
0:50.5	Oh, great.
0:51.9	Hi.
0:52.5	What did you say your name was again?
1:11.6	Darwin Schlong. Darwin. Hi, Darwin. Hi. What did you say your name was again? Darvin Schlong. Darvin. Hi, Darvin. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. I was calling because I have some experience in medical sales and would love to tell you a little bit about myself. I'm very interested. That's great. I'm looking for people who have experience. You'd be surprised. A lot of people say they have experience in sales, and I've just had a lot of trouble, so I'd
1:16.2	love to hear.
1:17.2	Awesome.
1:18.2	Well, a little bit about me.
1:19.2	I'm a hard worker, and I can be a bit of a misodactylist.
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