Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Pook vs. Hot Pockets

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

"Big Pook" (Jubal) keeps burning his mouth on those delicious Hot Pockets! Ouch! He's SUPPOSED to wait 2 minutes for it to cool... but he just can't stop himself! Listen to today's phone tap as he calls the customer...

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight.
0:23.4	Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible.
0:25.8	No way.
0:26.4	Download the Amazon Music app now to start listening.
0:29.2	Terms apply.
0:31.2	Thank you for calling Hot Pockets brand by...
0:33.6	Try our Hot Pockets Snackers.
0:39.6	Thank you for calling Hot Pockets by
0:41.3	This is Tara. How can I help you today?
0:43.3	Yo, I just burned my throat on one of your hot-ass pockets.
0:46.8	What are y'all putting in at? Some lava.
0:48.5	Did you let it stand for two minutes after you took it out of the microwave?
0:52.7	Yeah, I cooked it for two minutes.
0:55.4	So what is your name, please?
0:56.8	My name is Pook.
0:58.7	Poop.
0:59.4	Damn.
1:00.0	Y'all ever been burnt by one of your damn hot-ass pockets before?
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